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  Table of Contents

  Other Books by L.T. Smith

  Title Page

  Acknowledgements

  Dedication

  Part 1

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Part 2

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Part 3

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Epilogue

  About L.T. Smith

  Other Books from Ylva Publishing

  Coming from Ylva Publishing

  Other Books by L.T. Smith

  Beginnings

  Hearts and Flowers Border

  Once

  Puppy Love

  See Right Through Me

  Still Life

  Acknowledgements

  Firstly, I would like to more than “acknowledge” the hard work and dedication of Astrid Ohletz and her wonderful other half, Daniela. Without their guidance and understanding, I doubt I would be in the position to write the opening section to Driving Me Mad in the first place. Therefore, I would like to give a huge thank you to both of these women for giving my writing a platform, a home for my stories, and a place to showcase the ideas that swarm around in my head, looking for an escape. Ladies—you are lifesavers.

  Day Petersen. How many times can I tell you that you are amazing? You have, as usual, gone above and beyond the editing role. Gentle guidance, thoughtful suggestions, and an eagle eye have enabled this story to become the tale I have always wanted to tell. As usual, I’ve learned so much from you, and I appreciate how you strive to make me think more deeply about the words I use and how I shuffle these collections of letters into some semblance of organisation to create something that I’m proud to put my name to.

  Never judge a book by a cover, they say. I just hope my story lives up to the wonderful casing designed by Amanda Chron. Dark, moody, brooding, and a little bit creepy—just how I like it. Thank you, Amanda, for making DMM stand out. Big thumbs up. (Just like to add, my thumbs are of a normal size—the expression about big thumbs was an…erm…expression?)

  Last, but by no means least, I would like to thank you, the reader. Without your ongoing support, I wouldn’t keep writing. What would be the point of pulling out hair, crying about “not being good enough”, striving to find that exact word, living the lives of all my characters, and believing the story to be real without knowing you will feel part of the end result? Yes, I write for me. But I also write with the hope that someone, somewhere, will like it, too.

  I know you were expecting me to finish at the end of the last paragraph, but I have to add just a tad more. If you are familiar with my writing from other novels, I would like to give you the heads-up here. Driving Me Mad is a little different to the others. There may be parts you will find distressing, and for this I apologise. But it is not done lightly. The story needed a little bit of rough to go with the smooth. I just hope you enjoy the overall effect.

  Thank you. And happy reading.

  Linda T Smith

  Dedication

  Dedicated to the loved ones we have lost. They are never really gone—just waiting until the right time to come back into our lives.

  Part 1

  “Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! It is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!”

  Emily Bronte

  Chapter One

  I’d been driving for over four and a half hours. Four and a half bloody hours. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I hadn’t already been awake and on the go for nearly twelve hours before I’d plonked my backside in the car, but I had. The convention I attended that day had overrun its time, and I’d been stuck with a mishmash of sales reps from all over the UK, some of whom would bore a train spotter. Believe me, I was surprised I didn’t catnap standing up.

  Like a fool, I thought I was good to go when the final speeches were over, thought I was alert enough to get to the hotel where I was staying for the night without any mishaps. I couldn’t have been more wrong. I think I must’ve had some kind of mild brain trauma, considering I’d been afflicted with shite all day. It was sort of a sales rep version of concussion, wherein the violent shake to the head was me trying to keep awake.

  Like a fool, I thought I would beat my rivals to the next venue, which was to take place the following day, one hundred and ten miles away. By getting to the hotel just on the outskirts of Morley in the Peak District that same evening, I would be refreshed the next morning. I’d only have to stroll down the stairs, eat breakfast, and take a pew right at the front.

  Unfortunately, I didn’t allow for tiredness, shite directions, or a crap signal for my mobile. I found myself in the arse end of nowhere. The journey to the hotel should have taken me just shy of two hours, but I’d been driving for over four and a half naffing hours, and I had no clue where I was.

  Trees, trees, and more trees continuously lined the sides of the narrow road along which I was driving. The trees were overgrown and half hanging over the road, limiting my view of the route ahead. These trees would not have looked out of place in The Wizard of Oz or some teen Cabin in the Woods slash horror flick. The full beam of my headlights barely made an impression on the darkness, and I couldn’t make any sense of my bearings.

  “Turn left.”

  The disembodied voice that sounded from beside me made me grip the steering wheel a little too hard, forcing a slight, sharp swerve to my left.

  “Fucking Susan,” I ground out between gritted teeth.

  Susan was not a ghost, not a phantom hitchhiker suddenly appearing in my car, reminding lost travellers of the terrors that claimed people along this stretch of tarmac. Susan was the name given to the useless piece of shit Sat Nav sitting on the passenger seat.

  “Speak now, yeah? Now there isn’t a left turn.”

  My hand fumbled for the device I had tossed on the seat earlier. The cool plastic of the casing slipped into my grasp. Eyes still riveted on the road, I felt around the oblong casing and pressed the off switch. With even that tiny decrease of light, my car’s interior dipped into deeper darkness.

  It was too quiet, both inside and outside the car. I’d killed the radio miles back, because all I seemed to be picking up was the tune of interference. Although music today does mainly sound like it is “off key”, it doesn’t usually sound as if it is white noise with distorted voices drifting in sporadically. Not the most reassuring sound when driving on my own at just turned midnight at the end of October. Not reassuring at all.

  I glanced down and checked my petrol. I was just under half a tank. That made me feel a little better about my dilemma. Not much better, but a little, and at that stage, a little was better than nothing.

  My eyes were aching. It was at least partly due to me being tired, but staring intently into darkness half lit by crappy headlights didn’t help the growing headache that was inching up my forehead like a mini mountain climber using small sky hooks to dig into my skull. I also needed to pee
. My bladder was bulging, and if I ever reached civilisation, I was definite that it was going to be a case of getting my car seat valeted, especially if that buggered up Sat Nav had the nerve to speak again.

  A fleeting hope of finding a public toilet skittered into my head. Why I honestly thought there would be a public toilet out in the middle of nowhere is beyond me. The powers of the local council hadn’t even thought it necessary to put up road signs, never mind a toilet to help the stranded.

  Another half hour went by. My belly was as bulging as that of an eight months pregnant woman by this stage, and I was feeling the pinch of it every time I shifted my feet on the pedals. I was still in the middle of Deliverance country, and I knew I wasn’t going to see the bright lights of Civilisation any time soon.

  That settled it. It was pee time. Pee time behind a bush, behind a tree. Hell, pee time in the middle of the fucking road. It wasn’t as if I was going to be spotlighted by headlights as I was flashing my arse to passing cars. Not surprisingly, I hadn’t seen another soul for the past two hours. Normal people were in bed by now.

  Of course that didn’t mean serial killers weren’t out and about.

  A nervous laugh escaped with difficulty through my tightly clamped lips. “I’ll set Susan on them.” A snigger came next. “If she decides to work.”

  Decision made, I pulled over to the side of the road. If I thought it had been quiet before, this beat it tenfold.

  I turned my engine off and opened my car door. The ping pinging started, alerting me I’d left my lights on. Too right. My car could ping ping as much as it wanted to, but there was no way I was getting out into complete darkness. I was also going to leave my car door open so the interior light would aid my call of nature.

  Stretching, I looked about. Nothing. No one. There was just the dark, with a glint of light from the car. A memory of peeing at the side of the road with my mother popped into my mind, and I opened the back door too, making a little cubicle between car doors.

  “Nice trick, Mum.”

  I was not too sure why I was hiding myself from prying eyes that weren’t there; I also wondered why I was talking to myself. I doubted anyone would be out there, and even if they were, the lights from inside my car would illuminate me to a voyeur anyway, making the “cubicle” idea redundant.

  For the first time, another thought hit me. What if there actually was someone watching me? What if that person wanted to do a little more than watch?

  Back to the thoughts about a serial killer, or rapist, or person with a pee fetish. And there I was, knickers around my ankles, silently inviting them to come and get some.

  I wish I could say I decided I could hold on until I found a lovely, clean, white, and sterile place, safe from death or sexual assault, but I had passed that point. It was a case of taking my chances with my life or my bladder.

  Squatting, I slipped my underwear down to the point where it was just beyond being peed on. It would have been a damned sight easier if I’d been wearing a skirt, but alas, I was in trousers. It would also have been a damned sight easier if I hadn’t been such a twat and decided to beat the rush to the next venue, but that, too, was a matter for retrospection, although being a twat still stood.

  Amazing, isn’t it? When you’re bursting to go, it won’t come immediately. It aches, it cries, it deliberates before trickling out slowly, and all the while I was on watch for an attacker. Every whisper of the wind, every movement of the leaves, I involuntarily clenched and stopped the flow. My ears seemed to grow into points, and I perched like a German Shepherd on guard duty in the tiny hub between my car doors.

  Finished. Finally. And I’d forgotten to bring some tissues from my glove compartment. Joy. It was October. End of October. Nearly one in the morning on a bloody cold end of October, at that. I doubted I would “air dry” in this environment. I was more likely to freeze my fou fou instead of drying her.

  I stood and began to pull up my underwear and trousers. A noise from my left alerted me to something moving in the foliage. Like my fou, I froze.

  There it was again—a crunching, a snapping of twigs, like someone moving towards me. My hands hovered over my zipper as if I had a concealed weapon beneath it. The rustling stopped, then started again.

  As if on cue, the interior light went off, and I made a noise I could never have imagined would come from me. I couldn’t even tell anyone, onomatopoeically, how it sounded. It was just a sound of fear, if fear could be summed up in wheezing and choking, with an additional indescribable noise thrown into the mix.

  The noises from the darkness came again, and I staggered backwards, totally ignoring the recently made puddle. This wasn’t the time to worry about standing in my own urine. I was more concerned about lying in a pool of my own blood to care if I had pee on my shoes.

  “Who’s there?”

  My voice reflected how I felt—shitted up. Why I’d decided to confront my nocturnal assailant was beyond me. If there even was a nocturnal assailant to confront. Imagination can be a powerful thing, especially in the wrong hands, or head, or whatever. My imagination was usually limited to my work, but apparently, as I had only just found out, also images of death and destruction. Pity I couldn’t amalgamate all three into my daily life. I would have been the top of my imaginative field and the CEO of my own little fucked up company instead of travelling in the middle of the night to get the best seat, so I could get the latest and best information about how to sell shit.

  I realised my thoughts were rambling. I tended to ramble when I was scared. Since the fear was still with me, I knew that I would probably continue to ramble for several more miles.

  I knew that imagination could mess with a person so that they believed things were knocking about when they were not. I wasn’t going to risk finding out if the noises I had heard were just in my head. Bravery was not my forte. I was more of a “run and hide” kind of girl.

  It wasn’t until after I slammed the driver’s side door, put on my seatbelt, and started my engine that I realised I’d left the back door open. I was tempted to just drive off and hope the damned thing would shut on its own, but knowing my luck, whoever was in the woods would grab the door, get in, put a knife to my throat, and growl, “Drive.”

  Leaning over the seat, I struggled to grab the edge of the door. I didn’t want to climb out into the darkness again, but it looked as if I was going to have to.

  “Fuck it!”

  One hand moved to undo my seatbelt whilst the other grabbed the handle on my door, but I stopped before opening either. It wasn’t because I was undecided; it was because the back door did something I wanted it to do, though not in the way I wanted it to, if you know what I mean. It slammed.

  The squeal of my tyres surely left a mark on the road, and I didn’t want to think about the marks that had just as surely appeared in my underwear. I never knew I could drive without holding on to the steering wheel, but considering one hand was on the door handle and the other was on the gear stick as the car started forward, I must have. And there was certainly not the recommended safety progression from mirror, to signal, to manoeuvre.

  Almost as if I was joyriding, my heart was racing wildly. It was driving faster than I was, and I was clocking up the speed in my haste to get away from whatever had slammed the door shut. It wasn’t until I was a couple of minutes down the road—and it did not hurt so much for me to breathe—that I had another thought: What if the door slammed shut after someone had climbed inside the car with me?

  The blood in my veins seemed to freeze. A tingling of apprehension rippled over my skin, making the hairs stand to attention. I wanted to look in my rear view mirror and check out the back seat, but I just couldn’t summon the nerve. What if I did look, and someone was looking back at me? What if I saw the glint of a blade or the prominent curve of vampiric teeth? Jesus. This wasn’t Twilight.

  A little voice piped up inside my mind, “But you could so easily be on the front page of a national newspaper by tomorrow.” r />
  Weirdly, I took a detour in my head at that point and wondered what photo they would use of me on the front page.

  What the…?

  I had to make a decision, and quickly. I didn’t have the nerve to look, and I couldn’t really risk not looking. But I had to do something. Had to… Had to do what? Deliberate? Do nothing? Act stupid instead of acting quickly?

  SLAM!

  My feet jammed on the brake and clutch, and my body snapped forward. Thankfully I didn’t hit anything with my sudden stop, either in the road or my body hitting the steering wheel, so the air bag didn’t deploy. I wanted to see if the person, if there was a person in the back, would slam into my seat, or come flying through to the front. I doubted the would-be killer/rapist/attacker/hitchhiker would have thought to put on a seatbelt, but then I wasn’t au fait with the etiquette of frightening the shit out of someone by climbing through an open door into a backseat.

  As soon as my heart slid back down my throat to its proper position, I was out of the car and standing about four feet away. The back seat looked innocently empty, but I was still not sure. I slowly moved towards the exposed vehicle, my door open, the lights blazing eerily into the darkness. I tipped my head from side to side, trying to gauge the “emptiness” of the rear seat.

  The breath I’d been holding began to seep out and mix with the cool night air. White puffs floated in front of me, and I felt overwhelming relief to still be breathing at all.

  I climbed back into the car and placed my hands on the steering wheel. Not surprisingly, they were shaking. I was cold, scared, lost, and tired. I was imagining things. I was becoming desperate and hysterical. These were not a very promising foundation for careful driving at night in a place where everything looked the same. For all I knew, I’d been driving in circles for hours.

  Tears brimmed in my eyes, and I could feel the rumblings of a full-fledged breakdown inching through my body. A sob broke free, and I angrily swiped my hand across my eyes. I was not going to lose the plot. I was going to keep on driving until I found a sign of life, or even a road sign that would direct me to life.